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Theoretically v Realistically

in Jokes Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:18 pm
by stuch | 85 Posts

A small boy says to his father "Dad, what's the difference between
'theoretically' and 'realistically'?"

His dad thinks and then says "Right my son, go and ask your mother
if she'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million quid."

The boy toddles off and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would!
She would sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million pounds."

"OK son," says his dad. "Now go and ask your sister the same question."

The boy toddles off, and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would too!"

So then his dad says "Right, son, now go and ask your brother if he'd sleep
with Wayne Rooney for a million pounds."

The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He said he would too!"
"Well there you have it, son," said his dad.
Theoretically we could be sitting on three million quid.
Realistically we're living with two tarts and a poof."


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RE: Theoretically v Realistically

in Jokes Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:27 pm
by Adam • Founder | 304 Posts

Quality, Like it fella


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