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another irish joke

in Jokes Sat Feb 12, 2011 3:20 pm
by stuch | 85 Posts

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They
Chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the
Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let
us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off.
However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power
the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived
the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick,
"Any idea where we are?"

Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year!"


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RE: another irish joke

in Jokes Sat Feb 12, 2011 3:25 pm
by stuch | 85 Posts

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the
front door of the brothel over the road.

The local Methodist vicar appears, and quickly goes inside.
"Will you look at that", says the first Irishman, "and didn't I always
say what a bunch of lying hypocrites they are".

No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi also goes inside.
"There's another bunch who try to fool everyone with their pious preaching
and funny little hats", say the second Irishman.

They continue drinking their beer and roundly condemning the vicar
and the rabbi when they see their Catholic Priest knock on the door and go inside.

"Oh, how sad!", says the third Irishman, "One of the girls must have died!"


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RE: another irish joke

in Jokes Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:35 pm
by Adam • Founder | 304 Posts

f'king love those, Mint


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