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in Jokes Wed May 18, 2011 5:43 pm
by stuch | 85 Posts

A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.


I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said I would like to come back as a cow. I said your obviously not f--k--g listening.


Under new E.U. law the word "gypo" is no longer politically correct. They have to be called (caravan utilising nomadic travellers) .....


Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a wedding cake.


I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said I love you. She said is that you or the beer talking ? I replied it's me talking to the beer.


The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.


Hi mate I don't want you to panic but I'm texting you from the casualty department. Turns out the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't what I thought it was.


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