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Peter

in Jokes Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:36 am
by Adam • Founder | 304 Posts

peter invites his mum for tea, she notices his flatmate joe is very handsome and slightly camp and although she suspects peter is gay, he denies that anything is going on and they are only flatmates.
A week later joe says to peter, ever since your mum came to tea i can't find the frying pan. Peter emails his mum and says,

Dear mum i'm not saying that you did take the frying pan and i'm not saying you did NOT take the frying pan but ever since you came for tea. Love Peter.

his mum replies,

Dear son i'm not saying you Do sleep with joe and i'm not saying you DO NOT sleep with joe but if he was sleeping in his own f**king bed he would have found the frying pan. Love MUM.

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!

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