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in Jokes Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:35 pm
by stuch | 85 Posts

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> >The Irish have solved their fuel problems. They’ve imported 50
> million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and are going to drill for their
> own oil.
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> >Paddy says to Mick, “Jeez, I’m ready for me holiday … but this year I’
> m going to do it a bit different. Three years ago I went to Spain -
> and Mary got pregnant. Two years ago I went to Italy - and Mary got
> pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca - and again Mary got pregnant.”
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> >Mick asks, “So what are you going to do this year?”
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> >Paddy
> replies, “Oi think Oi'll take her wid me!”
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> >Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year" ...
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> >Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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> >Paddy and Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police
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> >Mick says, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
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> >Paddy: "We’ll lie and say we only found two."
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> >Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. "Did you find the
> shampoo?"
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> >Paddy says, "yes but it's for dry hair and I've just
> wet mine."
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